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    More Jokes

    A blond and brunnette were about to race across a lake. But the judge told them that they could only swim using the breast stroke. They begin and the brunnette finishes in 25 minutes. An hour later the blond finishes.

    The blond climbs into a towel and says, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think she was using her arms."


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    A guy walks into a bakery. Nobody was at the front so he rings the bell and says, "Hello?"

    Someone replies from the back, "Over here!"

    The guy walks around the corner and sees a big sweaty baker wearing no shirt rolling a ball of dough on his stomach.

    "What are you doing?" the guys asks.

    "I'm making buns." replies the baker

    The guys says, "Isn't that kind of disgusting?"

    Baker replies, "You should see how I make my donuts."


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    A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

    “That’s a Thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

    “Wow,” said the blonde. “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!”

    So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. As her boss walked by he noticed it on her desk.

    “What do you have there?” he asked.

    “Why, it's a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

    Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

    The blond replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”


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    SPOILER: This one is somewhat gross - beware! 
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    Gotta be one of the funniest scenes in movie history:

    The all seeing eye is always watching.

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    I think every gamer on the planet can appreciate this pic:

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    In case you missed these two...

    FENTON!!!!






    Kung Fu Bear

    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
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    Cobra Cat





    "It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of the truth."
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    Hell yeah, Kenny!

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    Truth in anime.
    The all seeing eye is always watching.

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    What happened to my posts?
    "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge"-Hosea 4:6

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    I moved them to the anime "The Addiction Needs Feeding" thread which is general discussion of anime.
    Here:
    https://nexusarcana.com/forums/showt...-needs-feeding.
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    Wow, hey thanks.
    I'll check out the anime thread/board.
    "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge"-Hosea 4:6

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